|I'm the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, better known as Gustavo Martínez. I'm 513 years old, and I'm "married" (at least I think so) with Vatican City. Please don't bother me. I just like dressing up in women’s clothes, that’s all. I’m perfectly normal.
((Hi! The design of Venezuela belongs to N12345 but this OC (Gustavo) belongs to me :3
Independent RP of Hetalia/Hetamerica/anything related with Hetalia))
|kids my age:||i like to smoke weed and drink|
|me:||when it's cold outside i like to breathe heavily and pretend i'm a dragon|
(For some reason it didn’t submit with the paragraph breaks?? I hope it did this time… Anyway…...
And the aftermath:
Apollo: He got a newer phone recently and he won’t stop texting me…
Phoenix: I mean— we do have dates and all that, but whenever we have our alone time we’re usually too tired to-
Edgeworth: You really...